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girls and boys aged 12-16 with 78587656464 friends on myspace which was the result of weeks of hard work that consists of posting whore trains until dawn and then going to school and posting some more whore trains in class, on a SK3!!11 they usually have their names as G_____ GORE or something of the sort followed by ™ the HACKED AT 7536 K thing, and the ever-important 'vanity groups' such as: Aesthetic Perfection AP Vanity Is Perfection VIP and other embarassing things of the like. it's to prove that they are attractive. well. at least on myspace. it's okay if they look like fat acne-faced 10 year olds in real life; no one ever leaves their room anyway. unless accompanied by a sidekick. but one MUST LOOK AT IT AT ALL TIMES and ignore every attempt at conversation someone makes. this is to hide your face, hide your voice, and not to waste precious whore-train time. which is very important. on their page you will find a pink bear with claws that kills people because it's so BR00T4L!!1 but if you ask why they like the bear, you will probably be ignored. because there really isn't a reason. it. just. is. the little bear is usually accompanied by an assortment of hello kitty pictures and diamonds. which most can't afford because they spent all their money on cameras (for myspace) side kick 3s (for myspace) and helly kitty plush dolls (for myspace). but be careful, don't piss them off!1 according to them, "BITCHES GET STITCHES" and "TALK SHIT GET HIT". but if you ever insult them (in real life i mean, they will get all their 20 million friends to hatemail you if you don't) they will just cry and eat away their emotions on a jumbo box of Ben & Jerry's. with a hello kitty spoon. hair is usually black. well. the real hair is anyway.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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