ZackWalchuck Mug
A legend of fucked up kids. Was one of the most fucked up kids to ever walk the halls of levittown schools.He was always screaming random shit and running through the hallways. Everyone would pick on him because he was the easiest target of a joke, he made you feel like you were meant to do something in life because when you looked at him you saw a fucked up human being that will never do anything with his life. He had a fucking light bulb hanging from his nose! Who the fuck has a light bulb hang from there nose? He never had friends, the only friend he ever had was fucking Matt “my suppra goes 150 mph down ocean parkway” Bernstien!! Everyday in lunch they would get into fights and it would entertain everyone. They fought about who was fatter, who the fuck cares who’s fatter? Your both pathetic fat assholes! He wasn’t the most athletic kid but sure was always making practice interesting, he attempts to jump and swing from a pole but falls and busts his ass and not one person helps him up they just run on top of him. He complains and screams out in the middle of wrestling practice “who stole my Nestle”? You want to know who stole your nestle? Mr. Gorman stole your nestle and he loved it! In lacrosse practice he would sit on a cone and have it fuck him in the ass for fun and not have it bother him at all, until coach Larkin would have to ask him to not get aroused more than he is. Then out of nowhere he disappears from Levittown! Not one person since then has come to cross paths with the infamous Zach Walchuck. “WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ZACHWALCHUCK”!!!!!!
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right