Staten Island Douchebag
Staten Island Douchebag - AKA - SIDB The definition of the large majority of young men and women from 16-30 years who live repetative, shallow lives that make up Staten Island. SIDB's usually consist of dudes who: - Get their nails and eyebrows done. - Go to tanning salons. - Drive their dad's expensive car. - Have some kind of rediculously spikey hair style or a "fauxhawk" - Wear tight jeans, pop their stupid collars up and love fist pumping in a bar or club. - Take steriods and love cocaine. - Very wiggerish. - Enjoy freestyle and hip-hop music. - In the gym they take up machines because they are more busy looking at their muscles, tanlines and talking on their cell phones. - Were probably the most popular in high school so they live off that reputation till they are 25 and most likely will never amount to anything unless they are handed a job by a successful relative. - Usually are loud mouthed 3rd or 4th generation Italian-Americans who know a friend, who knows a guy, who's uncle is connected, therefore they believe they are connected. - Would never fight you unless 10 or 15 of his "boys" are around and you're by yourself. - Probably are, were or want to pose for the FDNY calendar. - Good chance fucked one of his male friends. - Are the main reason the people at the Jersey Shore hate New Yorkers. SIDB usually consist of girls who: - Have orange face. - Have the brightest teeth you ever seen. - Put their hair in that stupid poof thing like paris hilton or gwen stefani. - Are too good to drink beer. - Usually are in credit card debt. - Got fake tits or german automobile on her sweet sixteen causing her parents to go into credit card debt. - Usually her family moved from Brooklyn, into a condo or house with a 3 foot backyard. - Works in a tanning salon or as a hairdresser, waitress or bartender because they went to Staten Island Community College or St.Johns Staten Island Campus for 1 semester and have no qualifications. - Enjoy double parking and parking in firezones and handicap spots, then argue with cops when they get caught. - Generally are spoiled rotten. - Very cunty. - Only reading they do is celebrity gossip magazines. - Generally have filthy mouths but surprisingly they wont give head.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
It was fantastic very good quality.
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
my partner thought it was very silly
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
Looked great and delivered fast.
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Perfect way to start my day!
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
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