Debden Mug

Fast becoming Chav capital of essex (That's saying something). There are a few differences between Debden and the considerably richer Loughton that Debden is attached to, like a fungus growing off a tree to say. The main differences between Debden and Loughton are: 1. Debden is poor, Loughton is rich(er) 2. Debden's chavs hang around at the BP Garage, Loughton's at Subway. 3. You won't get stabbed down Loughton (as often) 4. Loughton chav's have Mopeds, Debden chavs have nothing. When walking through the streets of Debden you will hear the distant mating calls of the chavs from either Pyrles Lane, or "The Browadway", this mating call variate from the different tribes of Chav, but usually consists of "Brap" or "Innit", however if you incade the male Chavs mating ritual with other Chavs, you may confuse them and they may start trying to mate with you buy making contact with you face with their hands whilst screeching "You starting blud?" Debden has a few scenic places you must visit, these include: The BP Garage - Chav HQ The Broadway - Extended Chav HQ Pyrles Lane - The unpopular and generally more stupid chavs HQ Debden Park High School - Breeding grounds for the chavs, current population ~1000 However, there is a moderate amount of non-chavs living in Debden, and many of these people have merged under one banner. There as also "Grunger's", Skater's and alot of BMX'ers. Many of these know the location of the Clay's lane Jumps which is often regarded as a safe haven and all manner of interesting things are done there. Common names for Debden are: Screbden Shithole Common names for the residents: Debdenites Screbdenites Chavs Scum Overall, Debden is a pile of steaming crap that has been smeared onto the local chav's teeth.