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A pure skank-hole in Stirling, central Scotland where the scum of the earth reside. below is a list of requirements you must adhere to to live here; women MUST 1 - be incredibly ugly with little or no teeth 2 - be pregnant by the time they are 17, unmarried and unaware who the father could be, 3 - wear Rangers football shirts and gold chains (from Argos) 4 - smoke while pregnant! preferably Regal kingsize 5 - be a heroin addict (preferably whilst pregnant)! 6 - wear 15 sovereigns on their fingers at all times. 7 - shout and swear in the street, even at their own children 8 - wear their slippers to the off licence to buy Buckfast 9 - be on benefits (otherwise you are considered posh) 10 - get a coloured tattoo on their ankle of a dolphin, rose or Winnie the Pooh. 11 - be called Carolann, Chelsea, tammy-Lee, chantelle, chanel, Diane, lee, Kelsey, etc etc 12 - name their child Paris, Jordan, keyliegh, lesley-ann etc etc 13 - decorate their house with the following; sofa from DFS with leather puffy arms, floral wallpaper to clash with the floral carpet to clash with the floral curtains and dado rail - all different types of pattern. the bedroom must be lilac and silver themed with wall paper peeled off one wall. Men MUST 1 - be the ugliest, scariest looking blokes you've ever seen, also with little or no teeth 2 - have tattoos with some skank's name like "Carolann" or "Lee-ann" across their upper arm indicating "true love" 3 - beat their wives/girlfriends 4 - fight in the street after pub closing time 5 - the minute the sun comes out take their tops off and show their disgustingly scrawny bodies to the world, track marks included. 6 - be heroin addicts 7 - drive their crap cars whilst sitting so far back and low down it appears they have removed the front seat and are in fact driving whilst sitting in the back 8 - must like crap techno music like Bonkers 9 - punch walls when their latest 15 year old girlfriend breaks up with them (probably cause she's on benefits and figures she'll get more money and a better house if she claims to be on her own. 10 - generally be scum
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
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