Customize

Tom Brady Mug

New England Patriots quarterback; one of the most OVERRATED quarterbacks in the history of the National Football League. Anyone who says otherwise has an obvious lack of basic football knowledge. Tom Brady is simply an average QB in a genius, well-designed, fail-safe offensive system that supports his strengths and completely eliminates his weaknesses. An offense that makes him LOOK like a great QB if you only look at the stat sheet and the team's W-L column. A fairly smart and durable quarterback with an AVERAGE arm at best who has good presence in the pocket but lacks mobility. Brady fans like to point to his stats and act as if he is the next Joe Montana. They claim that Tom Brady won three Super Bowls. They don't realize that football is a TEAM game with 52 other players on the roster. They ignore the obvious facts that during Brady's first Super Bowl run, he was helped tremendously by the "tuck rule" and Drew Bledsoe bailing him out and leading the team to victory when he was ineffective and injured against Pittsburgh. Apparently Tom Brady is "the most clutch QB in the league" because all of his final drive comebacks against weak teams who the Patriots should have blown out to begin with. Underrated players on other teams (such as Jake Delhomme of the Carolina Panthers) have more of these 4th quarter comebacks, but do you see any of them being compared to the game's greats? Brady is a decent quarterback for a very solid football team. The successes of the team are overshadowed by the media's annoying love for the laid back, metrosexual, "pretty boy" Tom Brady. The only time he ever throws a complete pass more than 15 yards is when he has a wide open receiver downfield. Most of his passes are under 10 yards to tight ends, runningbacks, or receivers who always manage to get open and get some serious YAC (yards after catch) that help pad Brady's stats and make him appear to be a strong-armed playmaker, which in reality is not the case. Brady's offensive line is one of the greatest units in football and always provides him plenty of time to find the open receiver. Almost any patient quarterback who has the ability to read defenses could do just as well as Brady has done in this offensive system. If Tom Brady were to be traded to another less-talented team, it would prove to everyone that he is only an average QB. Many knowledgeable football fans believe that if Brady were traded to a sorry ass team like the Houston Texans or Buffalo Bills, the team would not find success and Brady would put up numbers no better than David Carr or Kelly Holcomb. This cannot be proven, but is likely true. Tom Brady is a SYSTEM QB who can only excel in the Patriots' offense. He is not an impact player, and he is not a playmaker. Other quarterbacks with traits and attributes similar to Tom Brady are players such as Matt Cassel, Brad Johnson, Trent Dilfer, Mark Rypien, Danny Wuerffel, Steve Bono, Jay Fiedler, Doug Johnson, Steve Beuerlein, Todd Bouman, Billy Volek, Rodney Peete, Rick Mirer, Clint Stoerner, and Scott Zolak. Any of these quarterbacks could have been just as successful as Brady if they would've been lucky enough to play in the Patriots' offense during their Super Bowl span. Other lesser-known quarterbacks in the league that are arguably better than Brady are players such as Trent Green, Jake Delhomme, Eli Manning, Mark Brunell, David Carr, and Marc Bulger. Then you have the league's top quarterbacks (Peyton Manning, McNabb, Hasselbeck, Palmer, Favre, Brees, etc). These players are much better than Tom Brady, although you wouldn't know it if you listened to most the "experts" and all the media's bullshit. Bottom line: TOM BRADY IS OVERRATED!

Tee Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

636
62
10
1
15

This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.

Jeffery E. Apr 29

Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.

Daniel S. Apr 29
✓ Verified Purchase

I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.

David M. Apr 29
✓ Verified Purchase

This mug looks great! I love it!

Rebecca J. Apr 28
✓ Verified Purchase

I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459

Rowan P. Apr 28

This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing

Luke K. Apr 28

War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.

ha h. Apr 28

Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.

Michael T. Apr 28

I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother

Deni B. Apr 27

Super Funny Mug 😂

Emmanuel D. Apr 27

best mug ever spittin nothin but fax

Thomas J. Apr 27

i fucking hate your mugs and shirts

annette Apr 26
Review by joe M.

awesome product!

joe M. Apr 25

This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help

Quantavious B. Apr 24

The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.

normal g. Apr 24

It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy

Evan G. Apr 23

This mug made me horny.

Quandale D. Apr 23

looks perfect!!! we loved it

Thalia A. Apr 22
✓ Verified Purchase

I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen

Mark M. Apr 22
✓ Verified Purchase

I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better

Quandale D. Apr 21
Page 1 of 37

Also available as

🤖

Shopping Assistant

Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?

AI-generated responses. Verify claims.