Kristie
Kristie is a paradox wrapped in superficial charm and deceit. On the surface, she presents with confidence, friendly effortlessly winning over new acquaintances with her manipulative mind games and glib personality. However, beneath this facade lies a dark side devoid of genuine compassion or empathy. Cross Kristie once, and you'll quickly learn the extent of her vindictiveness. Her ego is super fragile, and any perceived slight becomes a reason for retaliation. She’ll smile to your face while plotting your downfall behind your back, never hesitating to use your weaknesses against you. Kristie sees people as means to an end, expertly manipulating situations to her advantage. Need a favour? She’ll eagerly offer assistance, but expect to pay the price later. Her interactions are transactional, lacking sincerity or genuine concern, yet she excels at feigning emotions when it suits her agenda. Kristie’s wit is sharp, her words like daggers disguised in velvet gloves. Kristie navigates social circles with ease, always one step ahead in the game of social chess. But scratch beneath the surface, and you'll find shallowness and a disturbing lack of depth. Kristie is a cautionary tale in human form—a reminder that not everyone who smiles at you has your best interests at heart.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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