Sex Story
Hope this sex story makes you horny ;) It was a cold winter's night, Kyla was home alone, as her parents went on a cruise, and she was feeling horny. Without any hesitation she went on to text her boyfriend - Aaron to come over. Little did he know she was going to be waiting for him in her red, lacy lingerie. She waited there on her sofa for the door bell to ring. After Aaron rung the door bell she skipped to the door, with a playful look in her eyes she dragged him inside and started making out with him as they went to her room. She jumped onto him wrapping her legs around his torso passionately kissing him. Once they got to her room she started to take of his shirt, playfully caressing his six pack abs. She then finally began the moment we've all been waiting for she carefully rubbed on his already hard 9' inch making him even more eager to fuck her. After teasing him she undid his trousers/pants and revealed the boner sticking out through his boxers. She got straight to the point took off his boxers and immediately gave him a handjob making his dick more erect than before. Without any hesitation she sucked all 9 inches of his cock dry making him groan at the feeling of her pleasing him. Aaron then got up unhooked Kyla's red, lacey bra and started sucking on her 36DD breasts, making her throbbing pussy even wetter; he pushed her on the bed and started kissing her from head to toe.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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