alphabetic odometers
Assorted advancing-digits-style counting-devices for keeping track of how many/much of something dat you've acquired, consumed, performed, achieved, etc., such as: beaudometer: da snuggly-'n'-smoochy heart-throbs you have in your life blowdometer: either da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced" brodometer: da "main man" dudes in your world crowdometer: either da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or da large noisy ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to foist onto naive buyers flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/changing light bulbs godometer: da green lights dat you encounter in traffic growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool joedometer: da coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer hat-rack
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
Computerly good
It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.
It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it
Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.
Coffee cup was easy to order. It was made and delivered promptly. It looks terrific.
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wow it's amazing, the best mug i've ever had !!!! My wife left me but it's okay because i have my shark mug ! I just want to say thak's, thank's to the world, thank's to god and thank's for you. you made my day
The mug arrived on time and it was what I expected!
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