El Paso
The reality is that El Paso is just an example of a city where life sucks. It's a piece of America that is struggling with the overwhelming forces of the 1st world and doesn't quite fit in. A place where the honest people are perceived as the scum of humanity. A place where the west meets the south and there is no middle ground. In short: El Paso is a shitty city. I've lived in a few shitty cities (Bakersfield, CA, Flint, MI, Ames, IA), but El Paso is by far the most shitty city in America and the worst place I have ever lived. It is one of the most corrupt cities in the country and it shows in the quality of life. El Paso is run by vicious drug cartels and gangs with virtually no law enforcement protection. What is worse is the gangsters are nothing more than a subculture in their own right, and their reign is not only supported by their own apathy, but even the “good” citizens of the city don't have the courage to stand up to them. The most feared gang in El Paso is the “Boys in Blue” or as they prefer to be called: “the ones that go around killing people, robbing people and not being scared to say it.” An incredibly ironic name for an amazingly terrifying gang. In El Paso, the people who are living there have so little energy and are constantly under threat that they are forced to be neurotic and paranoid, almost to the point of self-destruction. It's like you're living in the Saw movies.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
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the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
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These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
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Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
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