Sex story
Once upon a time, AHEM- sorry that’s lame. Once Samantha came to Caleb’s house. Caleb’s parents were away. He offered Samantha some chips like the gentleman he was. She denied the offer and wanted to have a little fun. She said she needed to use the bathroom to take a piss. She left the door open, removing he shirt and shorts to then move to her bra slowly pulling it down. She then pulled down her panties to sit on the toilet and masturbate. She moaned loudly, as such, Caleb heard. He walked upstairs to find her naked on the toilet mastrutbating. He felt his cock grow hard as he felt, entranced in a way. He walked towards her removing his shirt and his boxers showing his 9, spreading her legs apart squeezing her thighs. He then shoved his cock into her tight pussy “FUCK! DADDY! FASTER! FASTER!”. He thrusted faster watching her eyes roll back and her tits bounce. She moaned so loud that even people in Alaska could hear her. “IM CUMMING” She said as he started to lick her nipples. He shoved his dock into her mouth as his cock throbbed. She then deep throated as cum came from her pussy. The end.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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