Sex story Tee
Once upon a time, AHEM- sorry that’s lame. Once Samantha came to Caleb’s house. Caleb’s parents were away. He offered Samantha some chips like the gentleman he was. She denied the offer and wanted to have a little fun. She said she needed to use the bathroom to take a piss. She left the door open, removing he shirt and shorts to then move to her bra slowly pulling it down. She then pulled down her panties to sit on the toilet and masturbate. She moaned loudly, as such, Caleb heard. He walked upstairs to find her naked on the toilet mastrutbating. He felt his cock grow hard as he felt, entranced in a way. He walked towards her removing his shirt and his boxers showing his 9, spreading her legs apart squeezing her thighs. He then shoved his cock into her tight pussy “FUCK! DADDY! FASTER! FASTER!”. He thrusted faster watching her eyes roll back and her tits bounce. She moaned so loud that even people in Alaska could hear her. “IM CUMMING” She said as he started to lick her nipples. He shoved his dock into her mouth as his cock throbbed. She then deep throated as cum came from her pussy. The end.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it