Malachitis Mug
Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root “malachi” can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has. “Markitis” “Halitis” “alexitis” “Michaelitis” Are also examples of this condition
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane