Elisa Mug
Someone who knows how to be there when you need them, even if they don't know what you need. The embodiment of special. If sexiness and adorable had a love child you have Elisa. Elisa is someone who has been hurt so, so many times, but still lives. Someone who has been wronged and yet still chooses kindness. Doesn't have too many friends but loves the ones she has with every part of it. She cares which can come out as territorial and aggression but it's because she cares. Willing to give you another chance even if you don't deserve it. She's the muse and subject of at least 120 poems, 15 letters, and 2 songs. When you're with her she'll put the sunset amd stars to shame, when you're with her you forget about time and it's just you and her. She'll show you her Spotify if she likes or trust you. If you love an Elisa you WILL worry about her 24/7 because you know how absolutely precious and special she is. She's someone worth asking out 5 times and simping over for 13 months. She's worth waiting for, and more than worth fighting for. . She's the cross of a perpendicular line, stopping your loneliness for a lifetime. She'll be the most amazing mother, the best of wives, and the best of women. You'll become better because if it isn't her, you don't want it. She cries and it's because she doesn't know what else to do. Her weird adorable little laugh and giggle changes any rainy day into a core memory. Te amo mi conjita bonita. Por siempre esta esperando, mi querida
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb