Sex Mug
The sex I had this morning was so good. We had the whole place to ourselves, we got to be as loud as we wanted. For hours we fucked, different positions, different rooms, on the couch, in the kitchen. After countless orgasms, we hopped into the steamy shower. I stood, one leg up against the wall, the other behind his back. He licked me front to back, eat my pussy so good. This lasted for a few minutes, before I came on his face. He was so surprised, the water quickly washed it off, but it turned him on quick. His dick stood straight up, he was hard as a rock. Bending me over, he fucked me. The shower was definitely steamy. Shortly after, he laid me down in the center of the bed, gently. This was a huge turn on. He kissed me softly before spreading my legs. He pulled the towel open slowly, teasing me. Lowering his head, he kissed my inner thighs. Next, the clit, he circled his tongue, hitting every sensation. I threw my head back in ecstasy. I claw my shiny red nails through his hair. This turns him on even more. Now he needs more, he wants to taste me. He takes two fingers and slides them into my tight wet pussy. Going back and forth in a “come here” motion. This drove me insane. I grabbed his towel, exposing his erection. He went on top and mounted me perfectly. We made love in missionary for a little while, he held my legs over his body and sucked on my white toes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!