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Me and my best friends We love jerking off But it's November So we have to stop Me and my good pals Love a good bust But it's November So we cannot nut No masturbatin' No fornicatin', ejaculatin' No prostate playin' No semen sprayin' for thirty days No Nut November Can't bust 'til December Can't spank my turkey Can't do no jerkin' No burstin' or spurtin' Can't use no juries Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin' Can't go returning to November 1st December is lurkin' My hands are tied to the oath I gotta keep puttin' work in My mind is clean like a crystal Yo Freddie bring in the chorus What's up Fuck my dick I'ma chop it off I ain't cummin' no boots Fuck the cops I don't care what they say My cum will always stay In my big fat balls They ain't small I would love to cum on them all But I can't It's a chant To the silly old God Make me cum When he comes When the time is right Won't put up a fight Let my nutsack hang My balls are in pain My girl too hot Wish I could fuck a lot But I can't It's a curse Put my cum in a hearse Wait 'til the fucking first Tsunami from my body Bitch I can't wait 'Til I masturbate It's my only fate Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken Ho I won't tickle the pickle I will not blow no emissions I'm on the holiest mission I'm with my bros all November On God I won't blow another load 'til December Cold all Winter Throw away your lubrication
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Got it quick and husband loves it
I love seeing my name of coffee mug ☕️ also they describer very well biiftu means sunshine 🌞 ♥️🙌🏽
i love this mug it made me so happy
Why soooo accurateee😩
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
It's a very good idea and I'm so glad ☺
Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
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