Calf Job Mug
When a girl rubs her beautifully toned calves against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm. After we stripped down to our underwear, she pushed me onto her bed. She jumped on top of me, straddling me, and pinned my wrists above my head. She sat down right on top of my increasingly hard cock and looked down at me with a sly smile. I was shocked at how assertive and aggressive she was, but I loved it. She looked so good in her red bra and panties. I was so busy admiring her beautiful physique that I didn’t notice her reaching behind her back. The next thing I knew, I heard something click twice above my head. I tried moving my hands, but I couldn’t. She had handcuffed me to the bars of the headboard. Next, she hooked the top of my boxers with her finger and pulled them down, revealing my large, throbbing cock. She then walked to the foot of the bed. She pulled my boxers down and off of my feet. She reached underneath and pulled out two more pairs of fuzzy pink handcuffs. She cuffed both of my ankles to her bedposts, spreading my legs apart. She walked back to my left side and laid down next to me on the bed, so her head was right next to mine. She began rubbing her foot along my thigh, and ran her finger in circles around my chest, looking at me and smiling as she did so. It felt so good, my cock started throbbing from how badly she was teasing me.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
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