Calf Job
When a girl rubs her beautifully toned calves against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm. After we stripped down to our underwear, she pushed me onto her bed. She jumped on top of me, straddling me, and pinned my wrists above my head. She sat down right on top of my increasingly hard cock and looked down at me with a sly smile. I was shocked at how assertive and aggressive she was, but I loved it. She looked so good in her red bra and panties. I was so busy admiring her beautiful physique that I didn’t notice her reaching behind her back. The next thing I knew, I heard something click twice above my head. I tried moving my hands, but I couldn’t. She had handcuffed me to the bars of the headboard. Next, she hooked the top of my boxers with her finger and pulled them down, revealing my large, throbbing cock. She then walked to the foot of the bed. She pulled my boxers down and off of my feet. She reached underneath and pulled out two more pairs of fuzzy pink handcuffs. She cuffed both of my ankles to her bedposts, spreading my legs apart. She walked back to my left side and laid down next to me on the bed, so her head was right next to mine. She began rubbing her foot along my thigh, and ran her finger in circles around my chest, looking at me and smiling as she did so. It felt so good, my cock started throbbing from how badly she was teasing me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
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