Maite Mug
Maite is hard to explain. She can make you fall in love, make you angry, calm you down, frighten you, help you, annoy you and fight you; in immense quantities and often all at the same time. She would give her life for the people she loves; she will never leave you alone: if you need help, she will be with you. She has the most beautiful dark eyes you've ever seen and if you can make them teary, you'll know you don't need anything more than that. Don't expect her to make quick decisions, there is nothing more difficult than that, but when she is sure of what she wants, she won't let anything stand in her way. She does the best petting, but she can also tickle you for half an hour non-stop and leave you tired from all the fighting. She seduces you with her look and makes you fall in love with her way of being; her walk will drive you crazy and her laugh will make you the happiest person in the universe. If she hugs you, you will see how your whole being calms down; if she kisses you, you will feel like the luckiest human being; if she gives you a fixed look with her loving face, you will notice how all the rest of the world disappears for a few seconds. She is one of the best people you will ever meet; it won't be easy to be with her, but it is so worth it. To really get to know her is a one-way trip: she has made me fall in love a little bit more every day of my life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane