Maite
Maite is hard to explain. She can make you fall in love, make you angry, calm you down, frighten you, help you, annoy you and fight you; in immense quantities and often all at the same time. She would give her life for the people she loves; she will never leave you alone: if you need help, she will be with you. She has the most beautiful dark eyes you've ever seen and if you can make them teary, you'll know you don't need anything more than that. Don't expect her to make quick decisions, there is nothing more difficult than that, but when she is sure of what she wants, she won't let anything stand in her way. She does the best petting, but she can also tickle you for half an hour non-stop and leave you tired from all the fighting. She seduces you with her look and makes you fall in love with her way of being; her walk will drive you crazy and her laugh will make you the happiest person in the universe. If she hugs you, you will see how your whole being calms down; if she kisses you, you will feel like the luckiest human being; if she gives you a fixed look with her loving face, you will notice how all the rest of the world disappears for a few seconds. She is one of the best people you will ever meet; it won't be easy to be with her, but it is so worth it. To really get to know her is a one-way trip: she has made me fall in love a little bit more every day of my life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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