Maite Mug
Maite is hard to explain. She can make you fall in love, make you angry, calm you down, frighten you, help you, annoy you and fight you; in immense quantities and often all at the same time. She would give her life for the people she loves; she will never leave you alone: if you need help, she will be with you. She has the most beautiful dark eyes you've ever seen and if you can make them teary, you'll know you don't need anything more than that. Don't expect her to make quick decisions, there is nothing more difficult than that, but when she is sure of what she wants, she won't let anything stand in her way. She does the best petting, but she can also tickle you for half an hour non-stop and leave you tired from all the fighting. She seduces you with her look and makes you fall in love with her way of being; her walk will drive you crazy and her laugh will make you the happiest person in the universe. If she hugs you, you will see how your whole being calms down; if she kisses you, you will feel like the luckiest human being; if she gives you a fixed look with her loving face, you will notice how all the rest of the world disappears for a few seconds. She is one of the best people you will ever meet; it won't be easy to be with her, but it is so worth it. To really get to know her is a one-way trip: she has made me fall in love a little bit more every day of my life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!