Cassie AKA esmeralda tacos
Someone that you feel an instant connection with when you meet, and then go on to give a silly nickname, yet deep down, everything about her is serious to you. When you meet someone like her, you'll never be able to match her energy because she's 100% pure and you're probably 200% a dumbass. You'll find yourself looking back at the most joyful times you've ever experienced in your life and you'll notice that she was there for every single one. Imagine, you're on a rollercoaster having the time of your life, you're also getting a massage while eating 5-star sushi and enjoying your favorite bubble tea, you're favorite songs blasting, and you're so overstimulated with the best feeling ever that you'll never be able to put it in words unless you write something ridiculous like this. But that's just the truth, she's the best you ever felt, that it feels ridiculous and unreal. But it's real and you don't know what you ever did to be able to deserve someone like her. But remind you, you're still a dumbass, you will hurt her when she does everything to make you feel better than feeling great. You don't get how you could ever hurt her the way you did. But you know you're sorry but no sorry can make up for what you did. But you'll still say it over and over again. I'm sorry cassie.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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