Cranking Units
What began as Edmonton-speak for ‘drinking beers’, has evolved into an entire culture. Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover). Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101 Type 1 Units - Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff. - Ex: cocaine, liquor. Type 2 Units - Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards. - Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa. Type 3 Units - Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units. - Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium. Type 4 Units - Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers. - Ex: Rave pizza. Type 5 Units - Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units. - Ex: crank a piss, bro! Type 6 Units - Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked. Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug. Type 7 Units - Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills! Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks. Type 8 Units Sexual pleasure units. Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
Cool
So dope.
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
We really like our cup!!!
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
straightforward order and delivery
Loiks great
Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
Cute, simple, as advertised.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
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