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Hey what do you call a sand castle when it’s a patriarchy and the king is a tyrant and you are just a poor shoemaker’s apprentice and you find an imposter in your soup and you go “sus” and your father is like bruh whateth you speakething abouteth dawgeth? And you like “mmm fadner it is emmmpostor and he is akling mahd suhs and I will report him to the proper authorities and through the course of law and justice he will be brought to his knees and submit to the authority of the ruling realms we abide in.” And dad is all like “Aigtheth” and so you go to do that but then uh like a tidal wave hits and then the sand castle gets destroyed so his meaningless life is washed away in the sand never to be discroved until it is decorated by an exploraior who pbuts it in a mesium and but also nevertheless however henceforth therefore alas it the one from the 3 movies but Hugh Jackman was only in the 3rd and but Ben Stiller and Theodore Rosevelt were in the them and but he finds the uh I guess I said his life was discovered I guess that was the antecedent of his and “it” so yeah okay his life comes to life because of the tablet of Akmenrah and the n Ben stable is all liek “Guh” and then the him he goes “Larry Daily of Daily’s electronics playing Zheng Stiller in the dusk and the nurseeum and the other ones, what Ware you doing here’re? And Ben Dailey is all like “guarding the night”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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