Redditanium Mug
Redditanium was discovered in the province of Suberbia, France on the 6th of June 1944 by Robert chungus. Redditanium is used to be refined into the world’s most dense material as of 1984, chunganium. With the use of Redditanium increasing due to shortages of steel for dreadnoughts. Redditanium is refined by using a 45. Calibre round fired from a M1911 made pre atomic bomb detonation (1945). Although the process is simple chemistry wise, it is by no means cheap. With the average square meter of Redditanium costing almost $30.75 USD, and the bullet from a M1911 costing around $0.50. Although it is found nearly anywhere around the world. Vast amounts have been recorded under the state of New Jersey. Some downsides of this “magic metal” - as some have called it - is as follows: Long exposure causes a kind of psycho effect on the human mind. Another would include its requirement to be transported in a 1st World War era dreadnaught, due to the threat of piracy. It has shocked scientists that Redditanium can, In fact, duplicate. This has only been recorded a few times but it is theorized that saying “the Chungus wills it” or “the Chonker wills it” while said in a half Jersey half Philadelphia accent will cause it to become 1-2% larger in size. This is the primary reason of its popularity beside the fact it is nearly unbreakable. As seen in a 2017 study that has stated “after analyzing (Redditanium’s) it’s atomic build, we can say that it is in fact, built different”.
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Customer Reviews
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.