Sex
You get a text, it's from fiona. She says "I want you for dinner tonight..." so with no hesitation you drive to her house with the biggest erection you ever had. She opens the door and takes you to her bed room and begins to take her clothes off, she turns her back on you and takes off her panties, revealing her nice juicy ass. You take off your clothes nad ahe throws you on the bed and she sucks you dick. You go sexually "ah fuuuuccck..." then, butt naked, she turned around with her ass in front of you goes closer, and closer and she plants her ass and her pussy on your face and she sucks her dick. Your one option is to eat it out, so you do. Then she turns around again and the she starts to jerk your cock a bit then sticks your 10 incher in her pussy. Up and down, up and down she is riding you HARD. She is moaning loud and you both orgasm at the same time. But fiona is not finished. She starts to French kiss you while she is sitting on your cock. Then she backs up and puts it in her mouth and sucks it, up and down up and down. In and out in and out. You cum, you cum for Soooooooo long and the semen is everywhere. You still have some energy left in you, so you turn her around to reverse cowgirl and you spank her ass and play with it as you watch her nice white round ass jiggle like jello. The next morning you cant move , but ita with it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
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Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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