Sex Mug
You get a text, it's from fiona. She says "I want you for dinner tonight..." so with no hesitation you drive to her house with the biggest erection you ever had. She opens the door and takes you to her bed room and begins to take her clothes off, she turns her back on you and takes off her panties, revealing her nice juicy ass. You take off your clothes nad ahe throws you on the bed and she sucks you dick. You go sexually "ah fuuuuccck..." then, butt naked, she turned around with her ass in front of you goes closer, and closer and she plants her ass and her pussy on your face and she sucks her dick. Your one option is to eat it out, so you do. Then she turns around again and the she starts to jerk your cock a bit then sticks your 10 incher in her pussy. Up and down, up and down she is riding you HARD. She is moaning loud and you both orgasm at the same time. But fiona is not finished. She starts to French kiss you while she is sitting on your cock. Then she backs up and puts it in her mouth and sucks it, up and down up and down. In and out in and out. You cum, you cum for Soooooooo long and the semen is everywhere. You still have some energy left in you, so you turn her around to reverse cowgirl and you spank her ass and play with it as you watch her nice white round ass jiggle like jello. The next morning you cant move , but ita with it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.