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i slip off my outfit and step into the shower+bath combo with a detachable shower head. i leave the door open a crack on purpose just so she can maybe sneak in and join me. when i hear the front door of our apartment open i started moaning so she’ll peak in and see me fingering my wet pussy. ah, yes. my plan works and she sees me masturbaiting with porn playing in the back i see her slip off her slutty dress to reveal the sexiest lingerie i’ve ever laid my eyes on. i motioned her to come here with my hand. she did as told but first she bent down to grad something from her purse and as she did i could see her thong soaking wet from her cum. when she stands up she said: “you like that?” and slipped off her thong and dug her fingers into her wet clit and sucking them dry. that made me drool so i picked her up and put her in the shower with me. the first thing i did was undid her bra and licked her head to toe. then i started on her pussy. she laid her leg up on the wall which gave me the ability to eat her out. she moaned and moaned and moaned until she grabbed the detachable and sprayed it right at my clit. i let out a loud moan. with one hand holding the shower head, she used her unoccupied hand to grab and twist my boobs. i let out an even louder moan.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
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