Melon Simpitis
Melon Simpitis is defined as a psychological disorder, that is in every male, but sometimes controlled by some, that plagues all males, whenever a girl approaches, they become extreme simps. This happens and is not limited to Discord, IG, Snapchat, Facebook, or even real life. Kind of like veelas from Harry Potter, or Sirens from Greek Mythology, but this is very real. Symptoms (Hah, simptoms): - People suddenly act polite, offer to send money/buy things for her - They want to marry her (using the MarriageBot in Discord) - They want to write about her 'bodily functions' :/ -- These are literal symptoms, not exaggerations - They want to change their profile to match hers - They want to charm her and show her that they have good jokes - They defend her whenever she is even slightly thrown a joke at. - They wanna be her slave - They want her. -- This is the last simp stage. At this point the people are dangerous. People like Alinity or Pokimane have such men (they gladly profit from them too) A Coincidence? 40% of all Melons have cat profile pictures.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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