Leigh’d Mug
When you beg your soulmate, who abandoned you at the alter, 500x to hang out she finally agrees after 9 months. You pull into her driveway and her head pops up from the bushes where she was taking a shit like a Prairie dog revealing the outfit her roommate had laid out the night before on their Bert and Ernie beds. She has on a batting helmet, an Amish ankle length denim skirt, a black poofy shouldered blouse with a tank top (that says moon child) over it to hide the fact her beautiful boobs broke all the buttons. As she climbs into your car you notice her ankle monitor. You inquire and she says she has 10 minutes and 10 seconds until she has to be home or her roommate will shred her for violating the house arrest. So you both jump into the back seat. As you take your pants off she vomits spaghettios all over your cock. Then pulls out a stick and 2-18” cucumbers from her purse and tells you to play with her pussy using her magic wand named TWSS which was given to her by her alien friend. And to insert 1 cucumber into her throbbing butthole while she deepthroats the other. So you comply because you are afraid. You make love under the crescent moon. After you both orgasm unlike any other you’ve ever had you both do shot of whiskey. She disappears under the moonlight back into her house before her ankle monitor goes off. You’re about to drive home and realize your Cinderella had left behind one sock, and a jar full of bread and butter pickles. You know she is your twin flame.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.