Leigh’d Tee
When you beg your soulmate, who abandoned you at the alter, 500x to hang out she finally agrees after 9 months. You pull into her driveway and her head pops up from the bushes where she was taking a shit like a Prairie dog revealing the outfit her roommate had laid out the night before on their Bert and Ernie beds. She has on a batting helmet, an Amish ankle length denim skirt, a black poofy shouldered blouse with a tank top (that says moon child) over it to hide the fact her beautiful boobs broke all the buttons. As she climbs into your car you notice her ankle monitor. You inquire and she says she has 10 minutes and 10 seconds until she has to be home or her roommate will shred her for violating the house arrest. So you both jump into the back seat. As you take your pants off she vomits spaghettios all over your cock. Then pulls out a stick and 2-18” cucumbers from her purse and tells you to play with her pussy using her magic wand named TWSS which was given to her by her alien friend. And to insert 1 cucumber into her throbbing butthole while she deepthroats the other. So you comply because you are afraid. You make love under the crescent moon. After you both orgasm unlike any other you’ve ever had you both do shot of whiskey. She disappears under the moonlight back into her house before her ankle monitor goes off. You’re about to drive home and realize your Cinderella had left behind one sock, and a jar full of bread and butter pickles. You know she is your twin flame.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!