Leigh’d Hoodie
When you beg your soulmate, who abandoned you at the alter, 500x to hang out she finally agrees after 9 months. You pull into her driveway and her head pops up from the bushes where she was taking a shit like a Prairie dog revealing the outfit her roommate had laid out the night before on their Bert and Ernie beds. She has on a batting helmet, an Amish ankle length denim skirt, a black poofy shouldered blouse with a tank top (that says moon child) over it to hide the fact her beautiful boobs broke all the buttons. As she climbs into your car you notice her ankle monitor. You inquire and she says she has 10 minutes and 10 seconds until she has to be home or her roommate will shred her for violating the house arrest. So you both jump into the back seat. As you take your pants off she vomits spaghettios all over your cock. Then pulls out a stick and 2-18” cucumbers from her purse and tells you to play with her pussy using her magic wand named TWSS which was given to her by her alien friend. And to insert 1 cucumber into her throbbing butthole while she deepthroats the other. So you comply because you are afraid. You make love under the crescent moon. After you both orgasm unlike any other you’ve ever had you both do shot of whiskey. She disappears under the moonlight back into her house before her ankle monitor goes off. You’re about to drive home and realize your Cinderella had left behind one sock, and a jar full of bread and butter pickles. You know she is your twin flame.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.