School
Simply boring, pointless, painful, hard to breathe, and unnecessary Hell hole that we are forced to spend 16 - 18 years at. The teachers make up bulls**t answers and tell you them when they're clearly made up. School Routine: 6:35 AM: Get yelled at to wake up by parents 6:45 AM: Take a shower for 10 minutes (sometimes 7:00 AM: Eat breakfast 7:28 AM: Get dressed and brush teeth 7:55 AM: Head out the door to school (prison) 8:30 AM: School (prison) starts 9:00 AM: Go to science class 9:40 AM: Go to history class 10:20 AM: Go to homeroom 11:15 AM: Lunch starts 12:05 PM: Lunch ends 1:10 PM: Do math 2:00 PM: Do independent work 3:15 PM: The school day finally ends 3:30 PM: Come home and eat a snack 3:34 PM: Do homework for 1 hour 4:34 PM: Watch TV or play on the Xbox, or PC 6:20 PM: Waiting for dinner to be cooked 6:30 or 7:00 PM: Eat dinner 7:30 PM: Do homework again 10:00 PM: Go to bed exhausted The cycle repeats.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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