Woodcliff Lake
Small New Jersey town in the Pascack Valley part of Bergen County. There's a strip mall (that used to be a farm) with an Anthropologie, JCrew, Banana Republic, Panera Bread, Victoria's Secret, The Gap and not much else. North American or World Headquarters of all of the following: Mercedes, BMW, Ingersoll Rand, Barr Lab (thank them for birth control), KPMG, A&P and a few other big corporations. Close to Paramus: land of many shopping malls. Also, not far from New York City, where we gain our culture. We don't have our own high school, we got to Pascack Hills in Montvale, with kids from Montvale, which is part of the Pascack Valley Regional High School District, the first public school in NJ to get laptops for each student. We have no downtown, so we hang out in Westwood or Ridgewood. Mostly Westwood. We are obsessed with frozen yogurt. Semi-jappy and filled with Mcmansions. Land of many doctors and lawyers. 7th grade is all about the bar/bat mitzvahs. Oh and we have no cute boys. Absolutely no cute boys. However, not a horrible place to spend a childhood. Boring as hell, but safe.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

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