Eleanor Mug
Eleanor is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. She has the prettiest blue-and-green-flecked eyes and blondish, sun-kissed hair. As pale as the moon with a few cute freckles on her nose, she is super ripped, too. She has a voice like an angel and writes songs and plays the piano and can run faster than any other girl or boy you know. She loves sports, but also loves all kinds of art and is REALLY good at both. Basically, she is the best at everything. But she is not cocky about it. I don't think she even knows she's beautiful, and whenever she shows you one of her projects or art pieces or sings a song, she's always saying she can do better. When she runs a race, she always wins, but then she looks at her time afterward and is upset. She is also the nicest person you will ever meet. It doesn't matter if the person is unpopular or weird, Eleanor will be nice to them and make their day. And she is hilarious, and super smart, too. Eleanor is the girl to be with. Beautiful face, beautiful legs, beautiful hair, beautiful eyes and a laugh clear and crisp as a bell. But she doesn't choose just anyone. She wants guys who will chase after her, because she wants them to like her for who she is. Because she's kinda weird in a cute, qwirky way. If you are with an Eleanor, just know you are the luckiest guy around by far. Also, cheesy pickup lines kinda work on her if they're not inappropriate, because she will laugh and laugh. She hates nicknames, though. Only call her Eleanor.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right