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Defending my country..... Whingeing bitches?...everyone whinges. Hate Australia?..nah we dont hate you dont worry..just a bit of friendly rivalry like Canada and the U.S.A. Why do SOME of us move to aussie?..to get away from helen fuckin clark!!!!!!..better oppitunities..beleive me you dont know what he/she is like. Shes fucking up our country. Bash Australia?..you said that before/after you took the piss out of New Zealand!! Sheep shaggers?..just coz we have 40 million sheep doesnt mean we shag them thats just wrong. Whats with aussies and sheep jokes anyway? Watch all your TV shows? You mean that dramatic aussie bullshit? Theres only about 2 shows like home and away and neighbours! no one even watches that shit. Wear your clothes? nah sorry to burst your bubble but most of our clothes are from china! lol..cheap crap. Listen to your music? what music? Poor? Fuck no..NZ and aussie are among the richest nations. Australia is 10 times more beautiful? have you even been to NZ? Ask any tourist..theyll say NZ! Richer and more powerful than NZ? Take a look at how big you are! your like more than 3 times bigger and 5 times our population! Hell of alot nicer?..wow looking at your text above i would not say your nicer and more laid back! Spiteful, envious, backward? haha what a joke. NZ is gorgeous and is far more more attractive compared to Australia having desert with a big rock in the middle of it. We dont even think your better than us and we dont think we are better than you! grow up its so bloody childish. I dont know anyone who wishes they were an aussie so dont flatter yourself. I really like my accent too. You rip us in sports? Oh you mean the cricket?? i enjoyed watching the poms kick your ass!!! hahahahahahaha. And how about rugby... we are the best in the world, how do you explain the wallabies ay? theyre pathetic. We are the worlds most generous country, when a countrys in need we help them, because we can and i think thats something to be proud of. I dont mind australians, i just really hate it when you sling shit at us. We are all people, except from different pieces of land. Why cant we just get along with each other, is that so hard to do? NZ is proud, with our own voice, our own identity. Clean green New Zealand. I suggest everyone visits! Have a nice day ****Peace****

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Karin L.Feb 16
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I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.

12314 1.Feb 15

Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)

Cassiel M.Feb 15
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love it

celine d.Feb 14
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THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!

poop f.Feb 14

The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!

NikolaiFeb 13

Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax

jaxFeb 13

It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

Sanjay P.Feb 12
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I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!

Manley P.Feb 12
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Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price

Steve C.Feb 12
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My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable

Ball L.Feb 11

I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!

Keera U.Feb 11

i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday

Bart D.Feb 8

The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.

Kara G.Feb 8
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This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.

Alice J.Feb 8

My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.

Asher T.Feb 8

I just love it. Just like I ordered!

susan s.Feb 7
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Exactly as promised.

Lou F.Feb 7
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To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.

John B.Feb 7
Review by Jade P.

My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.

Jade P.Feb 7
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