Denver Dick Destroyer Mug
The Denver dick destroyer is an advanced level sex position that will sure have your dick destroyed after. This wild and crazy sex position requires minimum 4 years of experience, lots of lube, fuzzy hand cuffs, a box of staples, and one freaky hoe. You put your dick in between your legs, have your female partner give you a blow job with her nose in your asshole then proceeds from eating your ass to sucking your dick till you bust a nut. Proceed to grab fuzzy handcuffs and the lube; lock her with something with a strong base, you will be clappin cheeks vigorously. Whilst clapping those cheeks the female flexes her pelvic muscle and hard as she can until the point where there is bruising on your peepee. After you're finished and she is still locked up you then grab the lube (Use Lots!) and then stick it in the bum hole whilst she is still flexing her pelvic muscles. After a couple rounds of that your dick should be feeling a bit hurt and numb, but you're not done yet! If your hoe has braces this is an added benefit as she will then proceed to suck your dick with full teeth. After you get a couple scratches you're ready for the grand finale. You grab the box of staples open them up and break them apart and put them in her vagina. FUCK HER. This last part requires you to NOT wear a condom; it will protect you from the staples and you won't get the full experience. After all of this your dick should thoroughly be destroyed!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.
I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!
exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny
Used it for a family inside joke, very funny
Great mug! Customizing was great!
why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!