Alfreton
Alfreton (Often for short) is a rural Derbyshire town which is located 20-30 minutes away from Derby. In this town you'll find all sorts of people, from the classic football hooligan to the revolutionary 21st century roadman (hard men who patrol the streets) which is probably typical all around the UK, so nothing new to see there. The town has some what of a decent aesthetic for a British midland town, not too trampy for what it is, maybe needs a clean up though seeing that there are various new estates being built and the only way for them to get filled is if that they enjoy the surrounding area as well. If you ever come to Often there are a few places you might want to pop into, Pizza Delight (yes m8) is a great place to go, 10/10 chips, or if you're fancying a fish & chips then pop into Mario's as they have decent prices. Also you should pop into the Victoria Inn (Vic for short) as there is a great atmosphere and probably the best pub in Often. When going to Often just beware of the druggies and the hard men like Jamie West (Even though he lives in Riddings) and Joe Harriman who'll smack you up good as they're hench as fuck and will 'one bomb' you like the Paris bombings. Love ya'll hope you visit xxxx
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