Shaun
Shaun is..SMASH..Plz rush Stefanie to critical care 608. Dr. quick we have a patient we dont know if she will make it. Dr. yeats says nurse 65 cc of thoracic. All of a sudden fire appears & a devilish figure. Dr yeats yells " we are loosing her, everyone rushes in the room. /\ /\ /\ ______" PADDLES NOW NURSE FIN SAYS DR. YEATS. everyone move 3.2.1. BUMP BAMMM ..AGIAN..BUMP BANG..AGAIN..TURN IT UP 300 VOLTS..BUMP BANG BANG. Then shaun wakes up in a cold sweat his alarm pumpin a song " didnt know what i know now... against the wind".Shaun jumps out of bed throws on his cloths & grabs his lunch his wife Stefanie made him. He kisses her goodbye leaving at 5:00 am to get on the train. The kids still fast asleep. He's happy he's content. In the fall Sofia will be at Harvard & Tristen is running his own platoon in the Marines in Iraq fighting Terrorism. Shaun retires in 1 year his wife Stef already has a house picked out in Italy & Puerto Rico. Shaun remembers their sweaty love making the night before. He couldn't ask for a better life. Stef soon will be up to finish her new outfit for her runway show in Paris in 5 weeks. Stef is trying to get her collection together at 9am. Stef will meet with her team in nyc. She became famous overnight as her site went viral. Stefanie now dresses all the actors in Hollywood. The train races in to NYC. Shaun opens his lunch. And grins from ear to ear it says " Honey I have a bald kitty that needs attention". Life is good.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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