fuckboy Mug
a boy around their teenage years--between thirteen and twenty-five. they play with a girls' feelings and are notorious womanizers. they are also called Casanova and playboy. generally, they are: -privileged -popular -arrogant -ask for nudes -pretend they're interested -masters at ghosting this is for the girls if you like a fuckboy, this is a note to all of y'all. this is what you will be thought of if you try to go after a fuckboy. i would personally not go after one this is how they think: if you are straightforward and show interest, you come off as too aggressive. if you are shy and waiting for them to make a move, then you are a tease and perpetuating gender stereotypes. if you want to screw you’re a slut if you don’t then you’re a prude. if you have a sense of style you’re a basic bitch. if you don’t then you’re not cool. if you initiate flirting you’re thirsty. if you don’t then they won’t talk to you. if you put on makeup you’re insecure. if you don’t then you’re ugly. if you want a relationship you’re boring and asking for too much. if you just want to hookup then you’re a hoe. if you show that you care about their wellbeing you’re trying too hard. if you don’t then you’re a bitch. if you want them to take care of you you’re incapable. if you can take care of yourself you are an aggressive feminist. if you don’t catch feelings and reject them then you’re a tease. if you catch feelings, then i would say you lose because the fuckboy won't.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
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