Fairfield Woods Middle School
A phycological method of torture only fit for the suffering of the underworld. And you fifth graders thought you were excited to get out of your pathetic elementary school? Get suited up for numerous mental breakdowns a week caused by a crap ton of useless homework. Most of the air headed basic white girls are just some wannabe bitches that fail their exams cause “that’s not gonna matter when I’m famous!” Honestly a select few of the guys are chill, but most dudes here look like their twelve year old selves are going to frat parties every night after school. If you got into TPA or PA, life is gonna suck for you. I thought that I could make it through math easy like I did in elementary school. Answer: NO. You wouldn’t even want to know how many times I’ve nearly cried in my upper-level math class. LA gives you the most pointless homework of all, and believe me when I say it is SO TIME CONSUMING. If you signed up for chorus, my prayers go out to you. I took chorus for a year and it was the dullest 45 minutes, that I’ve ever sat through. And I was super excited for it too. It is utterly horrendous tho. Like awful. So bad. Makes me want to vomit. Long story short, fail fifth grade. Fail it twice. Do whatever shit you can to escape this nest of darkness. After you enter you never come back the same. Just lifeless shells of what could’ve been.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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