Simping
A mental illness that only affects Males widely reported symptoms are as follows 1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear" 2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it 3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man" 4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage 5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table 6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason 7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention 8) Irrational thoughts EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female 9) Delusions EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions 10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs, most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone. Known Cure "The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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