rofiatoon Mug
An astronaut giraffe with nine lives who sucks at texting her friends back. A firm believer in laughter and imagination and she's a forever dreamer,helps you out and expects nothing in return because everything she does is out of love BUT hates when her kindness is mistaken for weakness(beast is sleeping, not dead y'all).She's an iron fist in a velvet glove..so precious but don't test her. Very balanced as a person which doesn't explain at all why she trips over nothing all the damn time(literally and metaphorically). She has this little habit of getting lost in her own thoughts while understanding how everyone's minds work , perfect characteristic for a brain surgeon if I do say so myself.In her natural habitat, Rofiatoon is found silently laughing and vibrating at memes(sounds sexual..is not) , reading lovely books or listening to R&B then quickly switching to hardcore rap because... Psycho.She has Darth Vader as a pet named after a house-elf...talk about an identity crisis.Rofiatoon Loves tough cookies and has one as a roommate who physically looks and dresses like Joey from "Friends". She gives credit when credit is due.She's pretty cool but her eyes sweat a lot Simply put , she's someone who speaks in constellations, but she's a black hole . a weapon..and weapons don't weep. Her soul is on fleek. And she's just visiting this planet cause her essense is so out of this world.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!