Chole
Usually has green eyes and light brown hair, it's super duper mega ultra soft. She is loud and rough and speaks her mind. She's kinda dumb too. She's often obsessed with fantasy and history books and musicals. She's really fun to play fight but she's sometimes scary. Very tough and definitely a fighter. She's into martial arts too (no fucking shit sherlock). She's good at maths, hates autistic people. Most of the time she's right and stands up for what she believes in. Often very picky eaters and doesn't like most meat. Her favourite fruit is rockmelon. Looks good with any hairstyle. Terrible singer. Usually lives on a 24 on her street. Usually has a pet or two. Usually has a sibling or 5. Likes the song Valery by Amy Winehouse. She's also a plant hoarder (doesn't take care of them well since she's a fucking bitch). Thinks she's this amazing, glorious angel but lmao she's really not. LOVES HITTING PEOPLE AND DOESN'T FUCKING REALIZE HOW HARD SHE PUNCHES AND KICKS OUCH. and yeah she's a bitch
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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