Pushover Mug
One of the worst possible things any one can go through when they are sick. Warning: May include graphic imagery. This is when one has both a cold and constipation, with the addition of being very weak. You attempt to take a shit but you push so hard that you actually vomit on your floor and pants. Because you are so weak from pushing you can not move a lot so you take up a temporary home on the couch nearest to your bathroom. Your breath now smells like vomit and it feels as if your digestive system is going to explode but because you are so weak you can barely do anything. Even if you talk there is a high chance of throwing up again. To make it worse you are also over heating, so you can not cuddle in a blanket, the light is burning you eyes, and though you are tired you are also unable to go to sleep. Oh, and you also have a headache. This normally lasts only a day or two but when it is happening it, feels like +30 years. My suggestion is turning on a peaceful movie, pouring your self some lemonade (to burn the taste away) and having a small fan blowing you. Do not turn on any light or even your tv or even music. Just lay there in (thin shorts or boxers) thinking about what you could have done with your life because it feels like death in laying beside you (or inside your intestines) and hope you do not fall asleep and choke on your vomit.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.