The SMIC Private School
The ghetto ass school in the middle of nowhere yet all of the students live near it, except the koreans, where they live their ass in puxi. Known for being shit at everything, but kinda getting better. ish. Middle school is just a bunch of cancerous basic bitches who think they're cool and important because they break up with their boyfriends and act depressed. fucking bastards. high school is still pretty shit Ppl here are basically all asian, so racist jokes aren't racist. the n word don't matter at all. we're stuck to our phones 420/69. schools like sas puxi make out and have sex in middle school, while shaking hands is still a barrier in senior year. prom & winter formal is lame. everyone is either taiwanese, korean, or fuq u. wifi is shit, food is shit, tech is shit, furniture is shit, classroom is shit, bathroom was shit, everything is shit. you gotta buy 75th handed textbooks, get all 5s on APs, 1600 sat, and take the unnecessary toefl, act, and some other bullshit. teachers are either shit or dope. we're loud and obnoxious. either dumb or smart, no in between, no exceptions. either 4.12 or 2.54. either hate or love anime. play mmrpgs, or weird ass arcade phone games. we crave and beg for vpns. 1/10298 is hot, others are all ugly. gossip is the shit oh, we don't get sex ed. we get it through watching porn, 9gag, trying to masturbate, and asking the dirtiest guy you can find. thanks, counseling office! at your service, servant from the ghetto, smic
The Urban Dictionary Mug
BEST MUG EVER I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT THIS OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING MUG THAT MY FRIEND GOT ME AS A "SPECIAL" CHRISTMAS PRESENT IF YOU KNOW HWAT I MEAN
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It was hilarious and I loved it
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So funny and fun to share. Great gift
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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