Malek Mug
Malek means 'KING' or 'MASTER', also means Angel of God. I call my boyfriend Malek, King. Although I do hate pet names because they're so lame and typical, King is the only pet name which carries dignity and respect which is truly worthy of Malek. He may have the typical characteristics of your tall, dark and handsome man with the middle eastern big dark eyes. When he looks at you, you momentarily get swayed by his dark brown eyes, his long dark lashes send off a gust of air as he blinks seductively. His sexy, kind, sensitive and very romantic, His everything a woman could ask for. He loves the outdoors and long walks. Very sporty, fit, funny, good listener, hardworking, gentle and an awesome lover. Malek is the worst drug out there, once you taste him you crave for more. Malek makes the poorest girl feel like she owns the world with his existence and addictive personality. He is a stone cold killer of melancholy, gloom or negativity. There is never a dull moment when his around, he'll fill that empty space with his powerful presence. His electrical energy will jump start any sickened heart. I'm blessed to have Malek in my life. His true to his name, his friends and family. Malek you are the master in all that you do and your non verbal signals are very much felt.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.