Aphrodite Mug
Aphrodite a Greek name belonged to the beautiful Goddess of love and fertility. A woman of uncontrollable desire. No words could describe how Aphrodite looks like nude. Her angelic flawless beauty captivates you as she lures you into her web of sexual fantasy which occurs mainly in her domain the boudoir. She's attracted to creative men and engages with them as their inspirer. Aphrodite admires tall, dark masculine men who serenade her with their amazing musical talents. Aphrodite is never a victim of a mans unwanted passion for her, the desires were mutual. No man can resist the Goddess of love and sexuality. Younger men are the most vulnerable and she uses her maturity to teach and guide them into her passion. Her knowledge is astonishing when it comes to love and sexual practices leaving her men wanting more and more. Spending time with her is priceless and Aphrodite will always make you feel like a God. A very tranquil and composed woman always arousing every living cell in your body. Her beauty is immortal and I would love to sleep with her forever holding her in my arms. I must mention she has a few flaws that can be overlooked, she she likes to drink milk straight from the carton first thing in the morning, she's addicted to salted nuts, she drinks coconut water all day long, she washes her hair with coconut water. She has OCD where hygiene is concerned and refuses to make love to men when they've eaten garlic, onion or curry.
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Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation