Fuck-boy Mug
The lowest form of a man hoe or player. Will prey on women, especially naive, young or needy ones. Is only thinking of his cock. He will do whatever it takes to keep you on his radar even when not dating. Always likes his exes to be on his 'friends list' & will often do them favours so that they still think he's a nice guy even though he actually fucked them over at the time, just likes he's about to do to you. Has narcisstic and/or sociopathic traits & is very egotistical/cocky. Knows he is a good fuck. He'll make love to you like he loves you. But, he doesn't love you. If you stand up to him, he'll turn the argument into your fault or say you are 'crazy'. Will always have an excuse as to why he isn't ready for a full relationship. He'll even say it's because you're not perfect yet. The only longterm relationships he's had is with girls who will share him. He will have ground his ex's down over time or has paid for their absolute everything so they needed him. Stay away from at all costs. You will often think he has a nice side Underneath the surface & he could change. But, it's part of the manipulation. He is a shallow man, he only cares for himself despite what he says. Guaranteed he's sleeping with others, including prostitutes for his 'extra'. If you ever catch him getting extra, he'll tell you it's your fault & you didn't give him enough, despite you putting out more than most women would. If you leave, do not stay friends and watch his reaction .
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant