Valery Mug
Valery is a wonderful short girl! She loves getting hugged and her heart is very fragile. If you’re valerys Bestfriend or friend you are lucky to have her as one! She’ll care for you and she’ll always have your back no matter what happens to her! She is a very good singer and she has lots of talents that others don’t know ! Valery has a sweet tooth so hand her anything that has sweets in it or sourness! She is beautiful,and kind! Also she has a very good personality and she is a person to date cause she is loyal and loving. Her smile will make anyone’s day. Valery loves to make others happy cause it makes her happy. She’ll try to make your day when you are sad, she will try her best to make you happy even if it takes all day or night! Valery is a really good kisser as you can tell. Every guy would want her as their girlfriend but she doesn’t Always go for the looks she goes for the personality but just a little bit of looks. Valery loves getting hugs from people cause it makes her feel better! Even though if she’s sad or mad she’ll still try to make others happy so she could also be happy too. She will deny that she isn’t beautiful when she is !
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!