Umniyah
Umniyah is GORGEOUS Jesus I canât take my eyes off of her!!! I just wanna stare at her alllll day. Umniyah has an amazing body, like bodyodyodyodyody all the way. She can be stubborn and weird. Shes definitely not the loud person but Umniyah is smart. She can be a detective if she wants to be. Umniyah probably has a best friend thatâs somewhat the opposite of her because she doesnât like it when her friends are even the slightest bit like her she wants to be herself. She likes nerdy things like Minecraft, Roblox, Anime, Reading (not real books only online). She canât LIVE with out her phone. She makes a lot of people jealous including all her friends. Doesnât give one fuck two fuck red fuck blue fuck about anything in the world. BEST SENSE OF STYLE IN THE WORLD HANDSSSSS DOWN. Her reactions to things are mostly âoh okayâ and âsickâ because thatâs just what shes like. You have to accept it. BEST WRITER IN THE WORLD. Creative. Intimidating at first but itâll get better. When she has a best friend. Sheâll make sure that itâs HER best friend and no one else gets to have her. Minimalist so she likes the color black, grey, or red. She can be a bitch when she wants to be a bitch. If she wants to make you jealous sheâll make you jealous alright. And not just jealous sheâll make u regret life. She plays around with peoples emotions for entertainment. Likes seeing pain/sadness. All this but shes as short as a tree stump. Donât worry the thick thighs and big boobiez make up for it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It was the best thing I could have asked for
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
Itâs a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. Iâm a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN

Iâm right handed and wouldâve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldnât resist.
I used this instead of condoms It didnât work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
I'm in a Spanish-speaking practice group, and the phrase "Ajo y Agua" came up, meaning, (more or less) "If you f***ed up, deal with it." (It's a long story, how "Garlic and Water" means this, but that's the fun of it.) Anyway, the Urban Dictionary site with the mug popped up on Google (reading my mind, as always) so I bought one as a gift. It's not cheap as mugs go, but I'm happy to say the mug is VERY good quality, looks exactly as it does online, and is packed in the most securely designed mug-transport box I've ever seen. You can't break it in shipping or reshipping! Also it arrived in just a few days. I recommend this product highly.
i like mug that say words
I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.
I ate the mug it tastes good
I love seeing my name of coffee mug âď¸ also they describer very well biiftu means sunshine đ âĽď¸đđ˝
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
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