Umniyah
Umniyah is GORGEOUS Jesus I canât take my eyes off of her!!! I just wanna stare at her alllll day. Umniyah has an amazing body, like bodyodyodyodyody all the way. She can be stubborn and weird. Shes definitely not the loud person but Umniyah is smart. She can be a detective if she wants to be. Umniyah probably has a best friend thatâs somewhat the opposite of her because she doesnât like it when her friends are even the slightest bit like her she wants to be herself. She likes nerdy things like Minecraft, Roblox, Anime, Reading (not real books only online). She canât LIVE with out her phone. She makes a lot of people jealous including all her friends. Doesnât give one fuck two fuck red fuck blue fuck about anything in the world. BEST SENSE OF STYLE IN THE WORLD HANDSSSSS DOWN. Her reactions to things are mostly âoh okayâ and âsickâ because thatâs just what shes like. You have to accept it. BEST WRITER IN THE WORLD. Creative. Intimidating at first but itâll get better. When she has a best friend. Sheâll make sure that itâs HER best friend and no one else gets to have her. Minimalist so she likes the color black, grey, or red. She can be a bitch when she wants to be a bitch. If she wants to make you jealous sheâll make you jealous alright. And not just jealous sheâll make u regret life. She plays around with peoples emotions for entertainment. Likes seeing pain/sadness. All this but shes as short as a tree stump. Donât worry the thick thighs and big boobiez make up for it.
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