tycoon Mug
A person, male or female, young or old who wants to get very rich in a very short time, but doesn't want to hard work for it. Usually he/she achieves his/her goal by sucking up to the most influential politicians, lawyers, public personae to gain such information, that gives him/her a substantial advantage over other concurence in the field. He/she then hides most of his/her income from the tax people by creating secret bank accounts in foreign coutries. This person has no moral hindrances, he/she will financially, mentally, and publicly destroy everyone, that tries to expose him/her in the public. He/ she will try to accumualte an army of loyal minions from the politicans, journalists, lawyers, starlets and similar scum, to protect him in the public and from the public justice. In public he/she tries to appear to act as a normal even a noble person, but behind this golden, poshy mask is tortured demonic soul, who hates normal, decent, average, not-rich, people, and who he/she sees as a 'cattle' that can be abused in any way. If Hitler was a bussines man, he would be labeled as a tycoon. Also tycoons were labeled as yuppies when they were younger. A tycoon is basically a criminal with good connections in higher circles, but can with his 'legal criminal' activity destroy a huge proportion of the local economy.
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Customer Reviews
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend